**Photos of Simon and I from Georgian Bay life. I wore a toque 240 of the 270 days I've been here, sometimes indoors. I am now salivating as I look at brightly coloured flimsy summer tops and wrap dresses. I'm country girl, for sure, but the woman in me is crying out a bit. As for Simon, well, look out new neighbours, the WOLF is coming to town.
Simon and I are about to face major culture shock. 2 more sleeps until I'm in a bed in Toronto. My bed in my new home in my new neighbourhood in the heart of the city. The saving grace of it all is that from my living room I look out over tree tops growing in one of the wildest most natural parts of town. It might be where the ruffians hang out but that's okay. Simon and I have come to adore the insights of the folks on the darker side of life, on the shadowy part of the sidewalk, on the "other" side of town. I hope to retain the humility of the lessons I've learned as I re-enter the world of botox and boob jobs.
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Let me tell you a story. To begin with, I have had very little contact with "city people" during my 9 months here in this town on the shores of Georgian Bay. There are weekenders for sure and you can tell when Friday afternoon hits because the main artery that bisects the historic section of town (where I live) with the massive expanse of boardwalks, wetlands, fields, trails, beaches along the bay, and, sadly, now the sites of new developments is so clogged, and the traffic light system is so antiquated, that it is Russian Roulette for Simon and me to get across the 4 lane town road on foot. The weekenders have a routine, come Friday afternoon, as far as my observant eyes can tell. It goes like this: drive 20 km over the speed limit into town. Just to make sure everyone knows you have arrived. Barrel your over-sized Lexus SUV or Lincoln Navigator into a spot that's clearly too small for your car resulting in boxing in both cars on either side you so tightly that the drivers will not have a chance in hell of open a door, but hey, you have arrived, you carry city money in your wallet, and that is worth something, isn't it? After rushing through the aisles of the Loblaws, getting excessively impatient with your cart if one of its wheels tries to misbehave, and grabbing many plastic containers of prewashed gourmet imported lettuce to put into your plastic grocery box (because you are environmentallly conscience after all!), you careen your cart through the doors meant for incoming patrons, (they can wait, of course), walk with a purpose in the face of oncoming traffic into the parking lot, you are used to getting your way, after all, unpack your groceries into the back of your monolithic vehicle, and push away your grocery cart, so that is stops directly behind one of the cars beside you. You pause for a nanosecond and think to push it a bit further, or at least into the open space of the parking lot, I mean, that is what that handicapped man is supposed to be hired for anyway, isn't it?
Next stop is the LCBO across the street. Of course you drive there because you expect to walk to the back of the store, request an LCBO consultant, and ask for whatever was written up in this week's Globe and Mail by Beppi Crosariol, from the Vintages section, that will impress your Saturday night dinner guests, and then you take an entire case of it. After someone carries your box of wine out to your car, you get in, crank the AC, roll up the tinted windows, put on your sunglasses, and back up and into something. You hear a crush of metal, and think "fuck, I've hit a BMW and my insurance is going to sky rocket and my husband is going to make me pay out of my allowance. I will not!" So you drive forward, momentarily urged to simply pull a fast one, and take off, there is nobody in the lot. But then you realize that maybe there is damage to your own vehicle and if there is well it would be better to get out and check because then you'll just blame it on the other car. So, you stop your car, heave a sigh, roll your eyes, park, take off your sunglasses, oh the weight of the world, open the door and get out.
You look around.
You see nothing.
There is no BMW, just a repainted 1994 Ford Bronco too far away for you to have hit. And then, just as you turn to get back into your car, you see something shiny, a glint of light refracted from the sun. You see that it's a warp of metal attached to a now permanently damaged tire, spokes broken, protuding like quills, and the front end of the bicycle is practically wrapped around the cement block that separates the parking spots. You feel disgusted by this sight. The lot was built on top of the former town dump but this is unacceptable. Things coming through the soil simply because they do not decompose is not what you pay your municipal taxes to have to look at. You think of calling the Town, to complain, you have contacts in the Mayor's office. But you won't because you forget all about it as you head to the drive through at the neighbouring Starbucks for your grande double-decaf non-fat soy latte and notice that a chip of polish has broken off your middle finger's nail.
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It is true. The bicycle was not in the best of shape before it got run over and the tire became warped irreparably. It had a milk crate over its rear tire which was tied down with bungee cords. I used to see the owner of the bicycle, an old man with a long white beard, coasting along the boardwalk, as happy as Jerry Garcia cruising down the highway on his hog. We would cross paths almost every morning. The dog would step to the right to make room for the passing bicycle, and he and I would share a silent nod. Both of us whistling through the groves of trees watching the world wake up was powerful enough without having to add conversation. When I hung back in the marsh to throw the ball to the dog in the river and I looked back I'd often see that he had stopped to stare down that stretch of blue that extended so far it met with sky but you could never tell at what exact point liquid turned to air. After a while, he'd nod to himself. He had captured the moment and just as quickly let it go. He'd had had his holy moment. And then he'd ride off. I called him "The Rambler".
I wish I'd have run into him again. But it's been a few weeks now and I don't know where he now hides out. Or how he even gets to where he needs to get to. But there's a house a few streets over from where I live and every Saturday morning they put out a sea of used bicycles, big and small, two wheels or four wheels, racing and cruising, and I'd like to invite him to meet me there and he can pick out something with a comfortable seat so he can get back on his way, so he can "Ramble On".