Box Hunting
Who knew that looking for moving boxes was an urban sport?
Earlier today, at 7:38 a.m. to be precise, I was sitting in the Dufferin Mall parking lot with a coffee and a croissant listening to CBC Radio. Even though the No Frills didn't open until 8:00 a.m. there were a few other cars idling or parked - windows down, radios on, wood burning smoke from the Dufferin Grove Park ovens streaming its way from the treed hillside to the cement lot - waiting like me. I thought these people were waiting for food. Stupid me.
I sat in my car until 7:59 a.m. listening to CBC Radio's Andy Barrie talk about the unavailability of access to grocery stores which in essence debilitates a person's right to food in many low income areas in the GTA. It piqued my interest for obvious reasons (food + politics) and so I sat there in my car after the interviews were over thinking when something in my rear view mirror made me look outside. I saw a mad flurry of colour move towards the front entranceway to the No Frills. Someone had opened the doors and a flood of people with carts and without carts, old and young, strong and sinewy, started pushing their way in. People were jumping out of their cars all over the parking lot and quickening their pace towards the door. I put my coffee cup on the dashboard, grabbed my car keys and started to run towards the door too. I knew these people couldn't be that excited about grocery shopping. It turns out it's all about box hunting.
The boxes are lined up on the other side of the cashiers. I had been prepared to be sneaky, thinking that the No Frills manager might not like me taking their boxes without filling them with their groceries. It turns out I had way over-thought this - not only did nobody bat an eye but this was a national sport I had not heard of. Although there are hundreds of boxes piled high along a beltway, expert box hunters would agree that there are only a few worthy boxes - sturdy and big enough to pack a decent amount inside with a closed bottom and not too much evidence of old food. The rest are flimsy and dirty.
I started at the left hand side and began awkwardly stacking boxes as the other box pickers' arms grabbed boxes with expert efficiency and ease. As I watched them, I became aware of the fact that I was suffering from box envy: I was looking at the guy with the glasses down the aisle from me and his boxes looked like boxes I would like to have. I had to keep telling myself that this was cardboard. Cardboard that was eventually going to be broken down and put to the curb. I made 4 trips to the car and arrived home with at least 17 boxes so that my living room floor is now an array of "Prime Time Peppers" and "Orient's Delight Rice Sticks" and "Easy Chow Mein" and "Cheerios" and "First Class Russet Potatoes".






