Some might think "Aww, cute, look at the ducks!" whereas others would look at this as an inlet with a shitload of duck meat sitting pretty.
Funny how things come full circle back at you. A while ago, 2 1/2 years ago to be precise, I did a post on freeganism (foraging) called Urban Foraging or How To Skin and Dress a Squirrel. I had been reading about freeganism as the new veganism and was curious as to the type of person (well, I knew there would be some sort of radical anti-capitalist manifesto attached to the philosophy. Which there is.) would dumpster dive, and eat road kill, to survive. This bit of research led me into another peripheral group of food activists who forage for food in their urban environment.** Those of us who are familiar with Toronto know that even though it's not the back woods of rural Quebec plentiful, there are still ample opportunities to eat both pretty respectable thrown-out food from back alley dumpsters as well as lots of edible plants. Obviously you can't legally pack a shotgun and holster it out to the local parks, but I did have several wild animal sightings in Toronto, including beavers, deer, partridges, ducks, geese, rabbits, and various vermin, like moles. I have run into women (mostly older Chinese women, typically the Queens of garbage picking) skirting around the community gardens picking bits of greenery that had seeded itself on the public side of the fence. Back when I wrote my original post, in 2006, I had thought the excerpt from the FoxFire book on how to skin then dress then cook squirrel was outdated and more typical of the anything goes Appalachian culture than anything around here. But then, the other day, I was out walking my dog and he took off into a grove of trees. Long story short, when I went into the deep snow to try to dig around and find his ball, I caught him moving snow around with his nose, and thought "ah ha", he's buried his ball before, so I rushed over, and knealt down, and began furiously burrowing into mound he had created. I saw something dark. At first, it looked, and even felt, like a large man's mitton filled with soft powdery snow. But the more snow uncovered and the more I tried to pick this "mitton" up the more I realized this was a once live creature. It was still warm. My dog must have killed this little animal in the seconds beforehand. I had flash of "this is so wasteful to leave this freshly killed possible food source here in the snow to freeze without purpose" but I had nothing to put the squirrel in and I honestly wasn't that keen on skinning the thing. I only began eating meat again, after a 15 year hiatus, a few years ago, and squirrel meat carried a huge ick factor.
I came home and was cruising facebook and I put up as my status: "Daphne has some squirrel meat on her hands, what to do? What to do." Now my friends mostly know I left Toronto last summer and moved up to the country south of Georgian Bay. They also know that I moved up here with a partner but now live alone and that things - between 7 day long blizzards, arctic temperatures, 24 hour black outs, undrinkable water - can get a little kooky and that my possibly eating roadkill out of desperation is not exactly entirely hard to imagine. I got a flurry of emails with suggestions on what to do with my squirrel meat. Apparently Gordon Ramsay had a show on about squirrel. And the New York Times just that previous weekend had squirrel meat as the new venison. And I got another tip that a CBC radio program had just spent the hour discussing the eating of squirrel meat. It makes sense. They are fat little buggers full of protein rich foods like nuts. It's like they already have the perfect stuffing! I don't have any recipes yet on squirrel meat, but here's the original excerpt from FoxFire which might come in handy to a few folks more brave than I:
“The most common way of skinning a
squirrel in the mountains was to ring the back legs at the feet, and
cut around the top of the base of the tail. The hunter then put the
squirrel on its back, put his foot on its tail, grabbed its back legs
firmly, and pulled. The hide would come off just like a jacket right up
to the neck. Then the front legs were pulled up out of the skin and cut
off at the feet, and the pelt cut off at the neck. Usually, the head
was not skinned out, but if you wanted to, it would be done about the
same as with the coon. Cut off the head, back feet, and tail. Then
gut.” Straightforward enough directions.
“After soaking the squirrel long enough to get all the
blood out, cut it into pieces and roll the pieces in flour, salt, and
pepper. Fry until tender and brown. If the squirrel is old, you may
want to parboil it in water containing sage to take out the wild taste.”
Page 269. The Foxfire Book, Anchor Press/Doubleday 1972.
**I got an email from a food blogger (Michael Gebert of Sky Full of Bacon) in Chicago who aired a recent podcast about urban foraging and he kindly sent me the link. He went on a tour led by a few people who forage in the city, and in a few of its more natural areas, and he was introduced to all the things that grow in the city that can be foraged and safely consumed. Here's a link to the video. His blog has some interesting gems on it and you can find it here: Sky Full of Bacon.